Friday, July 9, 2010

Walker Texas Ranger Marathon

Walker has been been on Spike TV non stop for the past two days. It's like the universe is making sure I never leave my couch.

I'll add some of my favorite Chuck Norris moments as the day goes on.

In no particular order.

1. Bouncer: Where do you think your going?
Walker: To hell if I don't change my ways

2. Walker just followed a Wolf through the woods to track down a missing native american.

3. He jumped from a jeep into a helicopter that was taking off. On a related note is there ever a Walker episode without a helicopter.

4. James just put two bullets into a van and the whole thing exploded

5. Walker fell out of a helicopter and the only thing wrong with him is a mild concussion...

6. While flying in a helicopter Walker shot out the tires of a 16-wheeler with a SHOTGUN?

7. Someone just threw a stick of dynamite at Walker while he was fishing

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